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Jokes-Tips-Advice When getting into a fight in a pub, don’t concern yourself with ungentlemanly fisticuffs. First shout something innocuous at your opponent, to grab the pub’s attention.
Then calmly walk to the door. There, turn around and in your loudest voice yell,
“At least I’m not a paedophile.”
The seed planted into everyone’s mind will do more long term damage than any punch could ever do.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I went out with some chaps from work last night.
I suppose I could have worn normal trousers instead.