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Jokes-Tips-Advice A young 12 year old girl is being tucked into bed by her mother .The mum say’s “Now then Jenny if you pray really hard tonight your wish will come true tomorrow! ” Jenny says “Ok mummy , ” and off she goes to sleep. The next morning Jenny wakes up and screams ” MUMMY! my wish hasn’t come true !” “Why’s that ?”replied mum “I wished that daddy wouldn’t molest me , but he’s here licking my privates ! ” Mum rushes in and shouts “April fool!!” How they all laughed

Jokes-Tips-Advice Earlier tonight I woke up to the horror of my house on fire.
I hurriedly woke the kids, grabbed the dog & we made our way downstairs.
“Shush now kids, be quiet” I said as I let them out. “We don’t want to wake your mother”