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Jokes-Tips-Advice A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint. The barman says, “Why the long face?”
Observing closely from the other side of the bar, I realised my LSD addiction had gone too far.

Jokes-Tips-Advice “Here we have a rare creature to these lands. Not native to the South Pole, this mammal can be found observing in numbers of 3-4, standing on its hind legs and seeing through the one big eye that extends out from the rest of its face. Feeding primarily on a diet of packaged food, what a peculiar creature it is.”
A penguin’s account of a BBC natural history camera crew.