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Jokes-Tips-Advice One day two carrots were walking down the street. They were the best of friends. Just as they started to step off the curb a car came speeding around the corner and ran one of them over.
The unhurt carrot called an ambulance and helped his friend as best he could. He was taken to emergecy at the hospital, and rushed away.
After many hours of agonized waiting, the doctor came out. He walked over to the distraught carrot and said “I have good news, and I have bad news. The good news is that your friend is going to pull through.”
“The bad news is that he’s going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life.”

Jokes-Tips-Advice Top Tip for alcoholics.
Drink as much as you like on long haul flights and don’t worry about being over the limit when you drive home from the airport – the time difference will have taken care of that.