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Jokes-Tips-Advice A dog walks into a bar.
He says, “Hey my names Derek. I’m a talking dog, have you ever seen a talking dog? How about a drink for the talking dog?”
The bartender replies, “Sure mate. The toilet’s right back there, first on your left.”

Jokes-Tips-Advice I said to my son, “You skipped school today to play football.”
He said, “No I never, and I’ve got the fish to prove it.”