Daniel Petric shot both his parents in the head after they took away his copy of Halo 3. Double Kill!
Jokes-Tips-Advice family Jokes-Tips-Advice Son : daddy I cant stop walking around in circles. Dad : shut up or I ll nail your other foot to the floor. June 11, 2025
Jokes-Tips-Advice animals-insects Jokes-Tips-Advice I was with my wife when she gave birth to our first child, turns out yelling “Jellyfish” when her placenta came out was a bad idea. June 11, 2025