Jokes-Tips-Advice My girlfriend said “Your capacity for childishness seems to be infinite.”
I replied “Well your capacity for childishness is infinity plus one. So there.”
She left me.
Jokes-Tips-Advice My mate fancies himself as an artist and wants to sketch me.
I told him, “I’m very busy at the moment.”
“How about next Sunday afternoon?” he suggested.
I said, “Not too sure – but pencil me in.”
