Jokes-Tips-Advice A girl came up to me last night and said with a smile, “My mate wants a piece of you.”
It wasn’t the best thing to hear at a cannibal party.
Jokes-Tips-Advice I’m having some problems with my new Staffordshire Bull Terrier – I rang the vet for some advice.
I explained he was brown, stupid, aggressive and liable to attack anyone for no good reason.
The vet replied, “Muzzle ‘im?”
“No,” I said, “I think he’s an atheist.”
