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Jokes-Tips-Advice I bought some dry roasted peanuts from Tesco. I looked at the packet and it said “Warning. Contains Nuts”. Luckily, this prevented me from eating them and going into anaphylactic shock due to my severe nut allergy.
My lactose intolerant friend wasn’t so lucky, as the half pint of milk he bought from Tesco outrageously contained no such warning of its contents.

Jokes-Tips-Advice My mate has an obsession of every time he ties his laces he then had to arrange the laces to look like the letter Y or he can’t leave the house.
I said to him “why do you always have to do that ”
“Y knot”