Jokes-Tips-Advice I was looking through the Auto Trader at cars trying to decide what car we should get next.
My wife said, “Why don’t we get an Estate for the dogs?”
I said, “What for? They can’t drive.”
Jokes-Tips-Advice My son has just turned 20 and asked me, “Dad, how will I know when I’ve become a man?”
I said, “The best way is to look at your day-dreams. A boy day-dreams about being a secret agent or being Spiderman. When you’re a man you’ll day-dream about a fully-intact hairline or the ability to maintain an erection.”