Jokes-Tips-Advice My little cousin still goes to the pre-school
When the teacher asked her “You have 5 apples, you give half to John, how many have you got left?”
She confidently replied “Four and a half”
Jokes-Tips-Advice My wife woke me up in the early hours saying can you hear something I thinks it’s a burglar go and see.
I replied it might be a rapist you go and see.