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Jokes-Tips-Advice My wife just had a call from a Charity asking her to donate some of her clothes to some of the starving people in the world.
She asked “How will giving somebody clothes stop them being hungry?”
Apparently they’re short of tents as well.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I was in town earlier when a woman with a charity tin came up to me and said “Care to help children with cancer?”
As much as I’d love to, I don’t really have the capital funding or the technology to accelerate malignant bone marrow cell growth.
So I gave her a cigarette.