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Jokes-Tips-Advice A policeman stopped me in the street for “Acting suspiciously”. He sneered “What seems to be the rush, Sir?”
I said “I’ve got to get home. I’ve got a bone on.”
He slapped me in handcuffs, read my rights and arrested me for indecent behaviour.
I’m not going to sue, but when I got home from the station the next morning the saucepan was welded to the cooker and my chicken stock was ruined.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I would always put my kids first.
Especially if there was a car coming towards us.