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Jokes-Tips-Advice Here’s a piece of advice for you.
If you’re sitting there in your house with 300 worth of marijuana, and the police are knocking at the door, there is one thing you should definitely not do…
Try to burn the evidence.

Jokes-Tips-Advice What’s the difference between a Kangaroo and a Kangaroot?
One’s a kangaroo and one’s a Geordie stuck in a lift.