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Jokes-Tips-Advice I picked up a free-range chicken from the supermarket yesterday.
I managed to stun it with a tin of beans in the pet food aisle.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Talking to my unsupportive dad the other day, he said “Do you know what the best thing about being your father is?” and with high hopes of geting praise for the first time i excitedly said “what dad?” “going to work” he replied