Emanuel Swedenborg, From the book “Heaven and Hell” #51

Jokes-Tips-Advice Just heard that Ashleigh Hall who was killed in County Durham was ‘a lovely, lovely kid’ who was ‘the nicest’.
Obviously she was nice – she had to be.
She was hideous.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I went for a job interview.
“Where would you like to see yourself in five years time?” he asked me.
I thought and said, “Suspended on full pay.”