embarassment

Jokes-Tips-Advice “Would you like a table?”
“No, not at all, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground. Carpet for 5 please.”

Jokes-Tips-Advice I remember when I was a kid, I was at a family dinner.
There was this huge chocolate cake for afters.
I couldn’t take my eyes off it.
My Grandad saw me and said, “go on, no-one’s looking.”
I said, “are you sure?”
“Course I’m sure,” he replied.
So I whacked him in the mouth.