Jokes-Tips-Advice Would-be criminals. Before you commit a crime, get a foretaste of what the world would look like from inside a prison by holding a fork up close to your eye.
Jokes-Tips-Advice I was driving home from work today, when all of a sudden a football rolled into the middle of the road.
Luckily I was able to swerve and avoid it, and hit the young child who was trying to retrive it.
