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Jokes-Tips-Advice Me and my girlfriend had a problem with washing my baby sons hair. He would always scream, kick and cry his eyes out. A friend suggested Johnsons ‘No More Tears’ shampoo. It worked a treat!
Smacked him round the head with the bottle twice and haven’t heard a peep from him in 2 hours.

Jokes-Tips-Advice My wife and her sister are twins and look alike in almost every way. Her sister lives with us.
One time I came home from work to find her in the shower so I got undressed got into the shower with her, started touching her and said, “How about some quiet one-on-one time without your sister being home?”
Then I realised I had made a terrible mistake.
It was my wife.