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Jokes-Tips-Advice I went to a party hosted by T Mobile last night. I got really drunk and kept trying to change the tunes that the DJ was playing. Not only that, but I projectile vomited all over the dance floor and started a fight that turned into a saloon style brawl involving a number of people. Whilst that was going on I sloped off in need of the toilet, dropped my pants by the buffet and shat all over the carpet.
If they give me a bad reception I’m going to ruin theirs.

Jokes-Tips-Advice A friend of mine just updated her Facebook status to read: “Comic relief is starting, I should go get some tissues”
“I already have mine” I commented back.
She replied with “I didn’t know this kind of thing upset you so much”
“It doesn’t”