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Jokes-Tips-Advice I don’t know why everyone tarnishes Oriental folk with the same brush.
My neighbours are Chinese and when they came for dinner they were mortified that I cooked them a cat.
Maybe because it was theirs.

Jokes-Tips-Advice A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.
Mother: “What does the cow say?”
Child: “Moooo!”
Mother: “Great! What does the cat say?”
Child: “Meow.”
Mother: “Oh, you’re so smart! What does the frog say?”
And this wide-eyed little three-year-old looked up at her mother and replied, “Bud.”