Jokes-Tips-Advice HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN…
compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her….
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN…
show up naked,
bring beer.
Jokes-Tips-Advice I was in Burger King earlier and after waiting I noticed that the obese woman on the till had written on her top ‘Too cool for school’ i suppose that’s why she was working at Burger King then.
