family

Jokes-Tips-Advice The doctor told us that my wife only had days to live.
I began to get really worried for our children.
It was going to be a nightmare finding foster parents at such short notice.

Jokes-Tips-Advice The other day, I visited an old people’s home as part of my community service.
I asked one of the old men, “How do you feel living here?”
He replied, “I feel like a new born baby.”
I thought, “How wonderful,” and asked him, “Why do you feel that way?”
To which he replied, “I’ve got no hair, no teeth, and I just shat myself.”