Jokes-Tips-Advice I just got an angry email from the local paper after I tried to publish a notice in the lost and found section:
FOUND – Somebody’s pet Budgie, it’s blue with a yellow beak, what it lacks in zest it makes up for in it’s functionality as a bookmark.
Jokes-Tips-Advice My dog collapsed this morning. I rushed him down the vets and the vet said, “Do you think he’s eaten something?”
I said, “God no – I haven’t fed him for two weeks.”
