family

Jokes-Tips-Advice I walked into the bedroom with a jar of honey.
“Oooh, Are you going to smear it all over my naked body?” asked my wife. “That’s a bit kinky!”
“Daft bint,” I thought, “I’m just going to use you as bait to try and get rid of that wasps nest.”

Jokes-Tips-Advice I said to my son, “Sorry I didn’t get you anything for your birthday, but on a totally un-related subject, you’re adopted.”