Jokes-Tips-Advice I said to my girlfriends family the other day:
You guys are so funny! You should be in a tv programme!
My girlfriends mum replied flattered:
What, you mean like a comedy or a talkshow?
I said back:
Nah, fat families.
Jokes-Tips-Advice I went for a CAT scan earlier.
I’m now being prosecuted by the RSPCA and banned from the library for the misuse of their photocopier.