family

Jokes-Tips-Advice A mate of mine walked into the pub with a fish on his head. The fish was positioned quite high on his head with its broad tail hanging down the back of his neck like a curtain.
“Evening Dave!” I said, “Nice mullet.”

Jokes-Tips-Advice A couple of years ago we had a big family party at my Uncle Tims house
At this party was a giant buffet which included this giant chocolate cake
At the end of the buffet, half of this delicious cake was left
I looked over at my grandfather who had a big smile on his face and said to me
“go on… no one’s looking”
i said “are you sure?”
he replied “go on…. no one’s looking”
So i punched grandma