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Jokes-Tips-Advice I had enough of my girlfriend and her sarcastic “bird” comments.
She would say things like, “You eat like a bird, you’re a birdbrain, etc”.
As I walked out she said “Where are you going to go?”
“Not sure, I’ll probably head south”.

Jokes-Tips-Advice My mother told me not to talk to strange men.
Since I found out he collects bottle tops I’ve not said a word to my dad.