Jokes-Tips-Advice I was in my local shop earlier when suddenly this guy burst in and started shooting off rounds at the chocolate display.
I think he was a bounty hunter …….
Jokes-Tips-Advice I said to my girlfriends family the other day:
You guys are so funny! You should be in a tv programme!
My girlfriends mum replied flattered:
What, you mean like a comedy or a talkshow?
I said back:
Nah, fat families.
