Jokes-Tips-Advice I’m typing this from my hospital bed and I’m having problems understanding the accent of my East European nurse, so a moment ago I simply smiled and nodded.
Considering what is happening now, I hope he said “Do you want an enema?”.
Jokes-Tips-Advice A lady at the supermarket asked me if I’ve ever drunk orange juice with pulp.
I said, “No, but I once had coffee with The Bluetones.”