family

Jokes-Tips-Advice I was about to donate some money to help feed starving African children, but decided I wanted another bag of maltesers instead.
I love my life.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I walked in on my wife singing the other day.
Surprised, I said “Oh, I thought you were the radio.”
Flattered, she asked “Did you come to listen?”
“No,” I replied, “I came to turn it off.”