Jokes-Tips-Advice My son said, “Look Daddy, I didn’t wet the bed! That’s the 5th time in a row!”
I said, “Well done son, I’m proud of you. If you can manage just 9 more dry nights then I’ll take your mattress out of the shed and put it back in your bedroom”
Jokes-Tips-Advice What’s the difference between Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein?
One’s washed up at the bottom of the sea, the other’s hanging out to dry.
