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Jokes-Tips-Advice BUS DRIVERS. If you see an attractive woman with a low cut top at the bus stop, accelerate and come to a halt 50 feet past the stop. You will then have a great view in your nearside mirror as she runs towards you. Finally, accidentally drop her change for a second look.

Jokes-Tips-Advice “My mum says you are what you eat”
“So if you eat runner beans you’ll become a runner”
“And if you eat… what’s this then?”
“Cabbage, dear”