Jokes-Tips-Advice Dear Subway,
We are losing 2-0 and getting played off the park, what sub have you got for that?
Regards,
Chris Houghton
Newcastle United manager
Jokes-Tips-Advice Our new librarian is very polite. I think she is Italian.
I’ve just taken a book back that was months overdue but, rather than charging me, she just said, “That’s-a-fine.”
So I thanked her and walked out.