family

Jokes-Tips-Advice I said to my son, “what you doing?”
“Maths homework.”
I said, “Give us a question.”
“What’s the lowest common denominator?”
I said, “You’ll never find it, they were looking for that when I was at school.”

Jokes-Tips-Advice The other day my mate said to me, “If I was a McDonald’s meal, which one would I be?”
So I stopped and thought for a little while and replied, “A Fillet-O-Fish: you’re always there but no one really likes you.”