Jokes-Tips-Advice stonethecrows wrote:
The Chinese Prime Minister walks into Macdonalds, and asks for a Big Mac
The waiter asks if he’d like anything else
To which he replies, “yes, i could murder a shaikh”
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I’m amazed at the idea of the fat failure behind the counter being described as a ‘waiter’
Jokes-Tips-Advice Save money on expensive pet carriers. If you need to take your cat to the vets, simply tie its tail to one of its back legs to make an excellent carry handle.
