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Jokes-Tips-Advice I went to see Deaf Leopard today.
“Shout all you want, it won’t hear you!” Said the angry zoo keeper.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I invited some mates over for a hog roast the other day. Just as the barbeque was about to be lit, my mate nudged me and said “Dave, I thought you said there was a vegetarian option.”
I replied, “What do you think the apple in his mouth is for?”