family

Jokes-Tips-Advice “Mummy, Mummy, can I get pregnant?”
“Of course not, Susie, you’re only 7.”
“Right lads, same again!”

Jokes-Tips-Advice I said to my son, “what you doing?”
“Maths homework.”
I said, “Give us a question.”
“What’s the lowest common denominator?”
I said, “You’ll never find it, they were looking for that when I was at school.”