family

Jokes-Tips-Advice I thought that mentioning that I had a young family at a recent social event would break the ice and help people warm to me, but when I introduced my 11 year old wife, the horrified look on their faces suggested otherwise.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Daily Mail: “Mr Average spends 10,585 hours of his life in the pub”
Mrs Average has left a note telling him his dinner is in the dog