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Jokes-Tips-Advice I never take my dog anywhere there might be animal activists.
He wears fur.

Jokes-Tips-Advice A charity worker stopped me as I came out of Tesco today.
She said, “Would you like to make a donation for Orphaned children?”
I said, “Yeah, why not. I’ve got a spare few quid in my jeans.”
She said, “Thanks, your money will make a great difference in Africa.”
I said, “My jeans are in the car, wait there, I’ll just go and get them.”