family

Jokes-Tips-Advice ‘Hi, I’m Jake Roberts, a cattle farmer from over the river. Are you the infamous Pete Hunter?’
“Why? What ya heard?”
“Cattle… I just told ya that”

Jokes-Tips-Advice On his wedding day I told my son that I wasn’t losing a son but gaining a daughter.
In retrospect it was a callous way of telling him that I had got his fiance pregnant.