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Jokes-Tips-Advice A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
“What are you doing?” she asked.
“Hunting flies” he responded.
“Oh. Killing any?” she asked.
“Yes, three males and two Females,” he replied.
Intrigued, she asked, “How can you tell?”
He replied, “Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone.”

Jokes-Tips-Advice Now I’m not going to brag, but the chips I make at my chip shop are so good they’ve been in The Mirror, The Sun and many other newspapers.