Jokes-Tips-Advice The first thing I do every morning is to choke the chicken.
My method of execution at the farm slaughterhouse is a bit unorthodox, admittedly.
Jokes-Tips-Advice Yesterday I told my wife that I will kill her in her sleep, burn down our house and I hate coronation street.
“How could you?”, she said.
“Not really”, I told her, “I love Coronation Street”.