Jokes-Tips-Advice Some teenagers standing outside the offfie asked me to buy them some booze this evening.
They weren’t impressed when I took their twenty quid and bought them a bag of wine gums.
Jokes-Tips-Advice So I’m in JFK airport with my 3 kids Alex, Kyle and Ida. They all go missing whilst going security and I start to panic.
So I ask if I can use the tannoy to call out for them….
very innocently I shout out “AL-KY-IDA”
I dont remember much of what happened next….