I went to the police station in a top hat, bow tie and flippers. They said I should ‘make a statement’.
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Jokes-Tips-Advice animals-insects Jokes-Tips-Advice “Our pet cat was like a member of our family.” That’s a slightly creepy statement. Except in Norfolk. June 11, 2025
