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Jokes-Tips-Advice Your mom is so hairy she makes King Kong look like a cancer patient.

Jokes-Tips-Advice My mate: “What’s with the bouncy castle?
I said “It isn’t a bouncy castle, I’m fumigating my shed for termites.”
Him: “Oh, well it looks a lot like a bouncy castle…”
“I guess that explains all the dead kids…”