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Jokes-Tips-Advice When I was younger like everyone else, I had an imaginary friend.
But mine was an alcoholic, and I called him dad.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I was getting money out of the ATM earlier and it asked me if I wanted an ‘advice slip’ with my cash, so I hit yes….
Out came a note saying ‘stop using the benefit system to fund your crack habit’