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Jokes-Tips-Advice Animal instincts are amazing. The mice in our house always know when my wife’s mother is about to visit – they throw themselves on the traps.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I took the family on a day trip to Alton Towers.
As the kids kicked and screamed in the back of the car, I remembered a tip my dad gave me.
“If you don’t stop that,” I said, “I’ll turn this car right round…”
They paused for a moment, smiled, and started hitting each other.
“Right, that’s it!” I shouted, spinning the car round.
I couldn’t help but think my dad’s logic was flawed as we arrived back at the theme park.