Jokes-Tips-Advice November – the month of the year when a load of desperate attention seekers grow a moustache in the thinly veiled pretence that they are doing it for charity, when actually they think it will get girls to talk to them.
Jokes-Tips-Advice A Baptist missionary in Africa was just walking when he heard the ominous padding of a lion behind him.
“Oh Lord,” prayed the missionary, “Grant in thy goodness that the lion walking behind me is a good Christian lion.”
In the silence that followed, the missionary heard the lion praying too: “Oh Lord,” he prayed, “I thank thee for the meal which I am about to enjoy”
