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Jokes-Tips-Advice Sky have brought out a new version of their HD box that saves energy by going into standby mode after 12 hours.
It’s called a Sky Tasmin Archer Box or “sleeping satellite” as the engineers like to call it.

Jokes-Tips-Advice My new boss asked if I wanted to go get some Chinese for lunch. I replied, “Absolutely…. wait, you mean food, right?” He awkwardly said, ‘yes’.
I can’t imagine what people who don’t get my type of humor must think about me.